phillipaschuyler:

“turn around, bend over, i’ll show you where my shoe fits”

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

women's magazine

“Did you know [early church leader] did _______?”

suchpeculiarpeople:

romanovva:

start holding your boyfriends to best friend standards pls

“my boyfriend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days” vs “my best friend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days”

“my boyfriend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again” vs “my best friend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again”

“my boyfriend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop” vs “my best friend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop”

if your boyfriend would leave you for something that your best friend wouldn’t care about, KILL THEM AND EAT THEM

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

Accidentally falling for someone you have absolutely no chance with